seamuxfinny:

Brendon hitting himself in the balls with a bean bag. (x)

  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

cake-stuff:



Chocolate Covered Paleo Doughnts



More cake & cookie & baking inspiration: http://ift.tt/1404eu8

baconpretzels:

dion-thesocialist:

i love punk rock. my comical romance, taking sunday back, brand name.

that’s not real punk, real punk is six pistols, they raymonds, minor treat

heroes fandom world map

sylarthritis:

yo guys,

so i saw this post and i thought hey why don’t we make a map for heroes fans as well because you know there’s still some of us left i think

anyway, here’s the link and the password is lo and behold: primatech

journey-goddess:

gailsimone:

fanbingblink:

((Also characters with intersectional identities as well))

Disclaimer: This is not an exhaustive list of all the types of representation in comics.

(**Wanda & Pietro Maximoff are also ethnically Jewish.)

I am reposting this because damn, some of these characters are awesome and I need to learn about the ones I am not familiar with…

AND GUESS WHAT THE MAJORITY ARE FROM DC COMICS!

(Source: cute-leaves)

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

kenway:

i’m sorry i didn’t realize we still live in the stone ages

(Source: kenwaymoved)

Asian drama/comedies are a waste on my parents

fegeleh:

in movies, whenever a hot guy fake-flirts with an “ugly” girl and she gets all flustered, it’s intended to be a funny joke and make u think the girl is pathetic for believing such an attractive man could be interested in her. ur supposed to hate the girl.

but whenever a hot girl fake-flirts with an ugly guy and he gets all flustered, it’s intended to make u feel bad for the guy and think the girl is a Bitch. ur supposed to hate the girl.

ur always supposed to hate the girl.